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Brett Favre: Real Man of Genius

It has been irritating enough to watch Brett Favre conduct himself like a manipulative primadonna over the last two years and to have to endure the media’s bootlicking during his pseudo farewell tour (which included laughable justifications for why he’s “the best evarrr!”), but there is karma in this world, and it is indeed, a […]

Defense wins championships

The hiring of Will Muschamp has Texas fans rightfully excited. The guy is one of the best defensive coordinators in college football and there are a lot of people out there who think that a great defense is what is keeping Texas from winning championships.
I’ve always thought that it was better for a Mack Brown […]

Wrecking Crew!

Apparently, they have risen from the dead:

HenryJames on Scholz’s on The Wiz of Odds

Our good friend, Wiz, has run his latest installment of the Thirst and 10 series, which tells you where to get your drink on when roadtripping.
He asked our esteemed blogger and trannie fan, HenryJames to opine on venerable Austin landmark Scholz’s. Check it here.

The History of College Football Recruiting Cheating- Part 8

This is the one I’ve dreaded writing.This is the one about the Longhorns.
All through these posts, I’ve adhered to the idea that if a school were penalized by the NCAA, it was breaking the rules. I’ve also subscribed to the idea that if a school were not penalized, it’s not fair to say it was […]

MLB Play vs. The Zone Read

I want to get a couple of things out there regarding 40 yard dash times on LBs, specifically MLB.  Everyone gets caught up in a guy that runs a 4.6 vs. a guy that runs a 4.8.  Most on here would agree that a 4.6 is pretty fast for a MLB at this level.  I […]

Texas Tech Defensive Preview

Overview
I’ve been putting this off for a while because there’s just no short way for me to write it and I needed to harness my emotions. I’m a little torn on my feelings regarding the defense of my beloved Red Raiders. One side of me really wants to buy into the spring […]

Texas is going to retire nine jersey numbers

Long overdue.
Football: Bobby Layne, Tommy Nobis and Vince Young
Baseball: Burt Hooten, Greg Swindell (who were both better college pitchers than Roger Clemens), Brooks Kieschnick and Scott Bryant
Basketball: Slater Martin and Kevin Durant
Each sport will have individual ceremonies throughout the year to honor the retirees.
Someone should pour a Falstaff on the ground at Layne’s.

Preview Mags: Saving You $40

I went out and bought the preview mags. Almost all of them. I have no idea why I do this other than I’ve been buying college football preview magazines since I was ten years old. I realized sometime around age sixteen that I probably knew more about these teams than most of […]

Muschamp Gets It

As we know, pleasing dilettante internet bloggers is the primary role of Texas football coaches and while we stare into the void of the July to mid-August dead period and we’re forced to do horrendous things like follow major league baseball, I thought it might be interesting to consider what we know about Will Muschamp […]

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